Raised on gravy, chicken and burgers, I know my way around a good feed. Also I love tits.
I have been gambling since the day I was born, from that time I risked a fart in the Mall after Korma night & that time I got my length stuck in a pencil sharpener. Gambling to me is what making terrible music is to Rebecca Black, it is my bread and butter.
When you come over to my stream, make sure to bring some banter, I have thick skin (I’m fat, nothing to do with how much shit I can take). Also make sure to request a song when I am live, I probably won’t play it, but it makes the chat look more alive when people are typing.
See you there Cob Loaf!